Nothing screams subtlety like tipping the hot waiter $50 on a $27 check…I’m pretty sure he got the message. But is it wrong to chase after some random if I have a boyfriend?
Honestly, what’s the worst thing that can happen? I get his IG, I message him, the d-pic lives in his message requests folder for the entirety of time, and then we awkwardly pretend it never happened next time I hit half price happy hour.
But wait…this actually happened to me and he ACTUALLY messaged back. He was really interested in me. Within about 5 messages, he asked me to come over to his place for a drink and I was showering within 5 minutes. I got there, and he opened the door completely naked. No hi, hello, how are you…just completely naked. I don’t have to tell you what happened from there (but I will).
Within 30 seconds, we were both completely naked and 69-ing. When I tell you his ass tasted like chocolate chip cookies, that’s an understatement. I feel a tad robbed, because after what felt like about seven seconds, he sat on my dick and I nutted inside him almost instantly. There’s just something about a warm, tight hole that makes me bust instantly.
The entire event – 12 and a half minutes.
After that, I got in my car and drove back to my apartment I share with my boyfriend. He wanted to have seggs but I told him I didn’t feel good and went to the shower to wash off. We’ve never really had a talk about being exclusive (even though we live together), so I don’t think I need to tell him.
And yes, I plan to give my favorite waiter a generous tip again very soon.
