Absolutely nobody believes me…and why should they?
G**ndr is NOTORIOUS for casual sex, followed by getting blocked and ghosted. So where did I go right?????
To tell you the truth, I have absolutely no idea. But it’s true, I fell in love with my G**ndr date, 7 years ago. We f**ked ONCE and I moved into his apartment.
So what’s it been like: a fantasy. What did I do to deserve the greatest guy I have ever met? I have no idea. We don’t fight, he brings me flowers, cooks me dinner, and most importantly (to me)…he NEVER cheats, and is ALWAYS in the mood for me.
So what’s the secret to maintaining a spicy relationship that started as a hookup? Acorn squash.
ACORN SQUASH? IDK why…but my man says he loves to eat my ass after I eat acorn squash. I don’t know why. I don’t know how. I don’t even know why I keep shoving squash down my throat when I could just shove HIM down my throat.
But in this economy, I can’t ask questions.
My only advice to you – buy all the acorn squash at Trader Joes before the aesthetic autumn influencers take it all.
